Psychedelic Porn Crumpets

Roll up! Roll up! Camp Crumpet is back on the road! Playing the biggest shows the world has ever seen, two brand spanking new albums worth of material, the most well-oiled machine to date. If you wanna see a band in their heyday, their peak, their absolute crème then this is your chance! Tell your grandkids you saw them when they were young, still had hair and our backs are in good nick. Tell your neighbours you witnessed a solid day’s work. Tell the trendy Hooha’s that cool is just an expression maaaan and tell your loved ones you felt victory bulldoze its way through your soul seeing five feverish men perform their little hearts and as lions we will pride together.